"Pitched a Tent"

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.

1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.

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pitch a bitch

another way of saying someone is going to loose control and throw a fucking hissy fit

Mildred pitched a bitch when she saw how "far" we had to walk to get to the car when we picked her pathetic fat ass up from the airport even though none of us wanted her to come visit us. We only wanted Jason to come visit us. We are glad that Mildred is no longer a part of our lives cuz she is the biggest fucking bitch any of us have ever met in our entire existences. She likes to start fights between either herself and relatives or relatives and other relatives, therefore alientating everyone around her. For more information about this bitch Mildred, please look up Mildred.

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Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

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Perfect pitch

That rare case when you drop a deuce with such precision that when you wipe, the toilet paper comes away absolutely clean.

Oh, man! Last night i went to wipe but the paper came back clean... PERFECT PITCH BABY!

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pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

Hershey Pitch

Being completely honest at the expense of your career, well-being, etc.

"Boy, Don Draper really fucked himself with that Hershey pitch!"

bring pitch

bring money to pitch in. or bring alcohol or weed.

“Where the parties at? I’ve got pitch!”
“Party @7:30! Bring pitch”