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"Plan M" (where M = "Masturbation").
A backup plan involving frequent doses of self-administered masturbation if one should fail to find a sex partner.
Person 1: So what's plan B if she's not attracted to you?
Person 2: Well if that's the eventuality, then I'm going to resort to "plan M". Long nights on the couch with my #1 handy man.
A very powerful argument in policy debate, made famous by debater Warren Fasone in a round about democratization in the Middle East. If you know Warren, ask him about his super secret plan flaw files, he just might give them to you.
"You can't increase it because it doesn't exist. Plan flaw!"
Getting fucked over. Treated badly.
Like working a job that offers long hours, low pay, and no chance for advancement. " You just got the Bonus Plan."
pewdiepie’s plan to stop t-series
“Pewd’s is gonna destroy T-series with Plan X.”
A disturbing and implausible plan.
A Sabrina Plan: "One person sticking a needle in him would not cause much damage, but if the hundreds of us in the dorm each stuck him with a needle, we would kill him."
Dimebag Darrell Abbott from the metal band "Pantera".
The band officially split in 2003 due to conflicts between members. Phil Anselmo, in the throes of a heroin addiction, started lashing out at other members. Anselmo left the band for other projects, such as Superjoint Ritual and Down. After 2 years, brothers Vinnie and Dimebag eventually moved on and went on to form Damageplan.
On December 8, 2004, while performing with Damageplan at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, Ohio, Dimebag Darrell Abbott was shot and killed onstage by Nathan Gale (ex-marine). Abbott was shot a total of five times, at point-blank range in the back of the head. He was 38 years old.
* Patrick Lachman - vocals
* Dimebag Darrell - guitar (deceased)
* Vinnie Paul - drums
* Bob Zilla - bass
Damage Plan was a great band.
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A French-Canadian Pop-Punk band from Montréal, Québec, also known as SP consisting of:
Pierre Bouvier: Lead Vocals
Jeff Stinco: Lead guitarist
Sébastien Lefebvre: Rhythm guitarist and backing vocalist
David Desrosiers: Bassist and backing vocalist
Chuck Comeau: Drummer
Despite the fact the band has had a lot of criticism, they are nothing like the 'whiny, emo, bitches' they have been called and labeled as. Instead they write and play music which they have experienced throughout their lives, most likely when they were teens.
They have also never once called themselves 'Punk' and never intend to.
In fact, they are even releasing an album on June 21st and have done collaborations on songs on the upcoming album with:
Can't Keep My Hands Off You feat. Rivers Cuomo of Weezer
Jet Lag (English Version) feat. Natasha Bedingfield
Jet Lag (French Version) feat. Marie Mai
Simple Plan, even have their own foundation (The Simple Plan Foundation) to help kids of any age whether they are a victim of abuse, need help taking off drugs, have cancer or any other diseases etc. SP do charity concerts and charity work, they have been on tour with other bands and musicians such as Avril Lavigne and Sugar Ray.
Even though haters had thrown objects at them on stage, they never stopped playing.
Sometimes, it's just the case people say they 'love' Simple Plan, just of the looks and fitness of the boys, which in fact they have only listened to, or heard maybe one or two
songs by them.
Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: OMG, David and Pierre are like SOOOOO HOT! I LOVE SP!!
Me: *sighs* how many songs have you heard by them?
Crazy Not-So-Fan Girl: Uhmm, I can't remember... but aren't they like SOOO HOT?!
Me: They may be good looking, but a proper Simple Plan fan would at least know one song by them or more...
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Other situation
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Hater: Ugh, Simple Plan suck so much, I don't even know why you like them, they have no talent what so ever, they whine about everything...
Me: It's nice to see you have an opinion, but keep it to yourself. Because first thing is, I can like whichever bands I want to like. Second, they do have talent, and lots of it, otherwise they wouldn't be able to play guitar, drums and sing to actually create a band and the third thing is. They do not whine about everything, there has only been maybe 3 songs where they seem more emotional than the rest.
Hater: ... geez, they're such gay faggots then.
Me: ha, no they aren't, they've either all got girlfriends, had girlfriends or at least married.
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