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To attempt anal without any lube involved.
I was just poaching and it burned terribly! My hole is on FIRE!!
When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.
Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.
Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.
Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness
Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"
Poaching is a term for a person who collects peoples nudes for pleasure and to have a collection
I saw a poaching collection of my ex it was large, i thought thr idea was a fiction until i saw it for myself.
when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.
Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach
When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.
Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"
Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.