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A media franchise owned by Nintendo. It is played by many age groups although horny teenagers use terms related to pokemon to describe crazy sex manoeuvres.
10 year old: Yay, my Charmeleon evolved into a Charizard!
Horny teenager: Are you talking about the pokemon or the act in which a man lights a girls pubes on fire
10 year old: What? I just want to beat my rival's Venusaur.
Horny teenager: That means to insert a bonsai tree up a woman's vagina.
10 year old: Oh My God! That's just weird! I knew I should've chosen Squirtle.
Horny Teenager: Oh yeah, to Blastoise someone means to squirt water pistols up their vagina and anus at the same time.
10 year old: (Starts crying)
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An idea started by some guy from Japan no one remembers anymore which sparked one of the biggest fads in the United States. The card games were first - pokemon is Japanese for 'Pocket Monsters', kids had piles of them all neatly tucked into overpriced binders for cards. They had pokemon movies, a TV series, toys, and everything else you can think off. Then suddenly, the fad was over and everyone sold thier cards for far less than the bought them to wierd nerds that actually still love the card game. Now, it's nothing but a distant memory for moust of us yet the creator apparently doesn't know because they still make pokemon movies, new pokemon and the TV series is still on the air.
Games, Cards, Movies, TV series, ect..
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Stupid(but not evil) creatures that are getting more attention than deserved.
If you haters stop bashing pokemon, lovers will lose interest in it and give attention to what really deserves it. POKEMON IS NOT EVIL! THEY'RE STUPID!
Find something else to do!
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Bob Marley behind the wheel of a 67 Dodge coronet.
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The absolute most ridiculous, embarassing, and most dramatized cartoon ever made, but is still one of the best selling games, which were all the same, and the card game made no sense, and new poke'mon look like something out of Johnny Depp's basement.
Ash: Come on guys, we need to beat the next gym leader to move our journey on.
Misty: Fuck that, I used to be a gym leader until your ass came along. Go to hell, I almost got raped by Brock too.
Pika'chu:Lets kill some black people fellow pokemon!
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Coming from the combination of Pocket and Monster....
The gayest fucking thing ever.
Bob- I just played with Pickachu.
Joe- You queer.
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