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playing poker

Euphamism for a circle jerk used as a cover by geeks who are bored with jacking off alone and start jacking each other off.

Chad: Whatcha up to tonight?
Peter: Just hangin with the boys and playing poker.

by Jackson 5 August 31, 2006

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Poker bum

An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.

"arrrrrggghhhh f*** i've got poker bum!"

by flannelex January 1, 2010

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Russian poker

A Russian roulette variant where players take turns aiming and pulling the trigger of the revolver at each other, rather than at their own heads.

In 1946, a teenager was convicted of second-degree murder when he killed his friend in a game of Russian poker.

by Jholder15 January 26, 2019

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Poker Pussy

a scared poker player who isn't willing to bluff or bet with the best hand.

Did you just see that guy? he checked a full house on the river, what a poker pussy

by Praz bansi January 14, 2012

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asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas August 15, 2008

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password poker

Having lost track of which password to use on a specific site , you try them one by one until your head hurts.

I couldn't get my email at your puter because i forgot my gmail pasword so started playing password poker.

by brickfoot November 18, 2010

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BEAR POKER

Someone who deliberately aggravates a strong person for a reaction. Can be passionate in a relationship or just to push someone's buttons to see the show

I dont want someone who I can walk all over, I want a bear poker to keep me on my toes.

by reconboy March 10, 2018

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