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When you are not going home with a woman, and all you can do is masturbate to get off you are having a date with "Polly Hanna" it your right hand, or if left handed, your left hand. If you use your less favored hand then your going home with "Freaky Polly"
Hey bro I'm outta here, got a date with Polly Hanna back at the crib.
Or when the girlfriend is pissed off, and you want to really freak her out, if she texts you you asking what your doing you can say, "I'm doing nothing but going home to be with Polly Hanna" and of course, there will be immediate jealousy and anger, at which time you back pedal and tell her your going to
Jerk off ..."look it up in the Urban dictionary"
If you know someone named Pollie, CEASE IMMEDIATELY. pollie thinks you are their/his minion. Pollie will make you worship them/him. Pollie will stop at nothing to make you his/their slave. Escape while you can, or pollie will drag you to hell
"I met this guy called pollie-"
"STOP, POLLIE WILL ENSLAVE YOU"
A racist term for people living in the north or south poles.
Those goddamn Pollies
An insult given of a female who one seems doesn't get the 'big picture'.
I have one name for her, Polly Plankhead.
Another word for hairy vagina.
I fucked a pollies horse so hard last night!!!
Her: I don’t mind if you come in a bit late tomorrow.
Him: you are such an Aunt polly.
A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.
-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.
-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.
- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool