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A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.
We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.
Basically a gold digging vsco girl, who ask some boys that likes her for food and ignored them right after.
Pop tart thot: “Hey, can I have that pop tart?”
Boy: “ yeah sure.”
Teacher: “ She’s using you!!!!”
Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.
Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess