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winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.

It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.

by xnijxnij December 22, 2008


Bloody Popsicle

The act of freezing a used tampon, and sucking on it while your partner gives you head

Last night was great. I got a bloody popsicle.

by sexiest kid on the block February 4, 2014


Butterscotch Popsicle

After performing anal sex on a dirty butthole, there is a brown slimy substance on the penis

Cathy really cleaned up that butterscotch Popsicle with her oral skills!

by shanky740 November 13, 2018


German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021


Mayonnaise Popsicle

The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.

"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."

by HandyAndy33 July 28, 2019


popsicle therapy

when you lick the membrane of the tissue inside a penis from the tip

T-rav- Dude, i had an accident on my weedwacker and my foreskin was chopped of,.
Naet-What the fuck were you doing????!!!!?
T-rav-Well..it wasn't really and accident because i wanted to try popsicle therapy with my sex brosk. It bleed more than it pleasured...

by pain penis April 28, 2010


Forbidden Popsicle

The Forbidden Popsicle is a suppressor that has heated up and is red hot (and therefore glowing) and due to its shape which is similar to a push-pop ice cream, it gives the appearance of a red/orange/yellow Popsicle, hence the nickname.

A suppressor, more commonly known as a silencer (which is a marketing term coined very effectively by a company), is a device that attaches to the end of the barrel of a firearm and reduces - not eliminates - the sound after being fired. It does this by trapping the gas inside little chambers called baffles within the suppressor when a bullet passes through after being fired. The expanding gases from the burnt gunpowder that have pushed the bullet forward, or are coming out of the barrel, the gun, and some of its fills into the suppressor.

If you’re using a suppressor on your firearm and you are shooting a lot of rounds through it in a short amount of time or in succession, the heat from the gas begins to heat up the metal. Eventually, it gets so hot that is causes the metal to start glowing red. This would happen to any metal when heated up; Take a paper clip and hold it under a BIC lighter, same result but from different heat sources.

And this is where the term forbidden popsicle comes from since it looks like a popsicle when it is glowing red hot.

Further reading:
Suppressors go by several names:
Silencer, Cans, Freedom Cans, awesome, & expensive lol.

Moral of the story: get a Popsicle

“ after that mag dump, your suppressor looks like a forbidden popsicle

Gosh, I want to forgotten popsicle so much but I don’t feel like paying the tax stamp and waiting a millennium for it”

“ Forbidden Popsicles are awesome. Everybody should have one! but the commies make it hard”

by Paul Harrel is great May 13, 2023