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First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."
It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.
when someone tells you about something nice they have and you assume it is an invitation to take/try it.
"I showed him the Reese's Pieces fun pack I was given at work and he grabbed it from me and ate it. When I asked him why did you do that, he said 'reese's pieces principle'"
You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.
The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.
Any republican who thinks McCellan is a flack for telling the truth about past lies.
I'm a principled policy wonk, not a turncoat.
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Used to describe something you never do, but do once just to feel once as you never feel (the name is becasue yellow shirts are horrible)
I hate coca cola so much, that I am drinking one due to the yellow shirt principle.
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An analogy between activities of a sexual or romantic nature and a roller-coaster, or any amusement park ride. According to this philosophy, the engaging in sexual activities with a partner one does not find aesthetically satisfactory in order to receive a similar treatment from his/her far better looking friend is equivalent to waiting in line (a mundane and unpleasant activity) in order to get on a roller-coaster (a thrilling and exhilarating experience). The roller-coaster principle may also be used to describe the opposite: waiting in line for an amusement park ride that ultimately is not worth the wait. Details of the roller-coaster riding experience also directly apply to the metaphorical analogy. For example, vomiting on Kingda Ka would be the equivalent of vomiting while having intercourse with Meghan Fox. The Roller-coaster Principle, so long as the roller-coaster is in fact superior to the wait in line, exempts any male or female from being ridiculed for "waiting in line".
Can also be defined as "exploitation and manipulation".
Guy 1: As one of my closest friends, I simply cannot allow you to accept that female's offer of fornication. She is simply horrendous!
Guy 2: You mustn't forget that said lovemaking increases my chances of performing similar acts on her tantalizing and voluptuous compatriot without need of Roofies!
Guys 1 & 2 in unison: THE ROLLER-COASTER PRINCIPLE!
*Highfive*
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"Have you heard about Le Chatelier's Principle in Chemistry yet?"
"Yeah, no one gives a fuck."
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