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When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch
Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight
Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth
You wanna be my prison ass tonight
Several guys stand in a circle around a Jolly Rancher or other hard candy. They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the candy. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soiled sweet.
Tony was secretly delighted when he was last to cu. and had to eat the prison taffy
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A "prison pussy" is a configuration of facial hair which surrounds a man's mouth (also known as a "goatee"). This ironic term is intended to insult a man who thinks his well-trimmed facial hair makes him look tough. The overt implication of the term is that men in prison would use his mouth like a vagina. This insult is especially powerful when it is spoken by a woman.
Do you know that guy John? He's a white guy, about 6 feet tall, with a prison pussy.
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Description of the state-issued clothing worn by California inmates, but it’s true meaning is entirely less literal.
Man, I got the prison blues and I got ‘em pretty bad.
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Slang for a man who’s been incarcerated for so long he begins to do things like mark territory on the yard and ravenously wolf down other people’s food when they’re not looking.
That prison dog took a big dump on the track the other day wearing this wide, weird canine smile!
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The cold hard glare and general shifty-eyed mannerisms of one who has been behind bars.
"Watch that guy, he's got some crazy Prison Eyes"
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An inmate who befriends a fellow prisoner, performing the duties normally expected of a wife (yes, that as well). This is normally in exchange for protection or just to avoid being passed around the other prisoners like a box of chocolates.
‘Wives’ must defer to their men. They are expected to do domestic work, for instance keeping the cell tidy and making their ‘man’ tea. Most importantly, they are expected to be constantly available to their ‘husbands’ for sex.
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