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Reflexive Property

The useless property in division that often follows an alliterative phrase such as 'hippity hoppity'. This property tends to leave spots in the brain called brainfarts that prevent further logical thinking.

'HIPPITY HOPPITY, REFLEXIVE PROPERTY'
'THE REFLEXIVE PROPERTY IS DEBATED AS THE MOST USELESS PROPERTY

by ToshibaLtd January 23, 2018


Transit of property

When you put your butthole against another asshole and fart into each other

Me and by girl stripped down and committed transit of property

by NcGy25 October 15, 2020


jo's property

property of jo

i am jo's property

by frenchpossum December 19, 2020


Property

YES! Property, bitch! Possessive pronoun. MY wife! Mine. If she’s MY wife. She is not anyone else’s wife. She’s mine. Property of me.

Hym “Yes the use of possessive pronoun means she’s mine. You said “I don’t think MY wife is MY property” but the use of possessive pronoun would suggest otherwise. ‘BuT hYm! My WiFe CoUlD sAy ThE sAmE tHiNg AbOuT mE!’ Yeah, no shit, idiot. I guess you’re mutual property. I thought of this response immediately and was going to just leave you to your own devices until I heard a comment that sounds like it pertains to me. ‘Oh, WoW! wHy DiDn’T i ThInK oF tHaT!?’ Because if you have a 145 IQ mine is still 40 points higher than yours and my thoughts are better than everyone’s. Which is why people from all swaths of life use mine and make billions of dollars amongst themselves instead of their own. I am a genius.”

by Hym Iam October 23, 2022


Property

Wait, what!? Property is a social construct but gender roles are not? He also doesn't require all unfalsifiable claim to be demonstrated. Andrew is religious and invokes the authority of God regularly yet he can't demonstrate the existence of God.

Hym "I don't need to demonstrate that I own myself as property if you're not going to accept the proposition that 'That which cannot be demonstrated must be false.' Which you're not going to do because the validity of your religious world view hinges on an unfalsifiable claim. Can you demonstrate that you're not a Tyrannosaurus that transformed into a man?"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024


Property

A magical place at the edge of nowhere where the homies post up and get bozzled.

Ah man remember when we almost blew ourselves up after we threw that propane tank in the fire pit at the property? Good times.

by Curious Creature December 10, 2021


Distributive property

I’m just making up a definition to send to someone and prove a point. Get fucked random internet people

Justin is weird so Via the distributive property erin is weird for dating Justin

by Enderman May 17, 2019