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Pub Cum is the sticky residue that you normally find on your forearms after a busy shift at the pub. It usually happens when you pass a pint under the guinness tap and it drips a globule of said beverage.
It is commonly used amoung shrewsbury bar staff so it can also be know as a shrewsburyism
Jo: Hey Rob how was your shift at the pub
Rob: Great!
Jo: Ewwww whats that sticky stuff on your arm
Rob: Ah bollocks Im covered in pub cum again.
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Drinking game based in St.Albans and involving the well liked beverage called "JagerMeister".
Rules:
1. One shot minimum in each pub/bar/wherever
2. We have to go to every pub/bar in St. Albans.
3. You’re not allowed to pull a face after doing a shot
4. You can’t use the toilet in any establishment until you have done the Jager.
5. The following excuses for being more drunk than other people are the only ones acceptable:
"I have been drinking more” (This excuse must be validated by 2 senior Pub Meister players, i.e James and Emma)
"I am a pansy lightweight" (This will then be written on the offenders body in eyeliner, in a clearly visible location)
6. Glasses should be held with the off-hand (left hand for a right-hander) with the pinkie raised off the glass.
7. If you’re sick, the act must not be witnessed by any other members of the team. 2 shots of Jager must be done ASAP after the before mentioned act, to replace lost units.
8. A drink is called a ‘beverage’; if anyone says the word drink throughout the night then he/she will have to immediately do a shot.
9. Each person will have a 'buddy' who will be responsible for keeping tabs on them and keeping their total score of Jager based beverages. Buddies will be randomly assigned to prevent favouritism and leniency. Attempts to blackmail your ‘buddy’ will result in a 2 shot penalty.
10. (This is a rule that only begins once each participant has had a total of 5 shots of jager)
Renegade Meister:
When the Renegade Meister stands up and says “Dance once again like the Renegade Meister” and stands in a cheesy dance pose, you must for your own cheesy position as soon as possible. The last person, as judged by the Renegade Meister, to freeze is then given a penalty and takes over the role of Renegade Meister.
EMMA "Shall we go out for work drinks on Friday evening?"
J "Lets! Shall we make a night of it and play Pub Meister?"
EMMA "A splendid idea, let me organise it with the rest of our possy".
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Similar to a pub crawl, it's a planned gathering to visit multiple bars in the same evening. In a "trawl", however, the group grows larger throughout the evening as other bar goers follow along to subsequent destinations.
"Where's our next stop?"
"Finn McCool's."
"Is everyone ready?"
"And then some. That bachelorette party is coming with."
"Good catch. Let the pub trawl continue!"
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To walk into a pub (most normally with several friends) (often intoxicated) and yell either the name 'Dave' or 'Sharon' and laugh at the kevs and shazzas that respond.
Dude, the gig's over, what do you want to do?
Let's go pub fishing...
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"This is ok hu?"
"What the beer? No, not really"
"No, Oatley Pub!"
"Yeah, oh sorry. yeah, nah I thought you were talking about the beer. My Bad. Fridays is supposed to be really good"
"What?"
"Fridays!"
"Oh. I was way off. I thought you said mondays. I was like 'Wait its monday now!'"
"Hahahaha. You need to lay off the ice"
"I hate my life"
-end scene-
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Bar on Commonwealth avenue in Boston, near Boston University. Characterized by bizzare beer prices ($2.63 for Bud, $4.67 for Guinness) and horribly out-dated decor (signed photo of Reagan). Crappy bar in a decent location.
Dude 1: Hey are their any bars near your work?
Dude 2: Just T's Pub
Dude 3: That fucking sucks man
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People who like both Fortnite and PUB-G
Me: Which do u like, Fortnite or PUB-G?
Virgin: I'm a Pub Niter!
Me: EEWWWW!
Virgin: Fine! PUB-G
Me EEEEEWWWWW!!!