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Area of a man's taint which when pressed or licked causes his asshole to contract
I always cum like a wild cat when my girlfriend puts her thumb on my pucker taint
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When an EMT or Paramedic arrives on scene of a call and the first impression of the patient is called the Pucker Factor. The Pucker can be visual as well as nasal. A person who has taken a dump in their pants can lead to a pucker factor, not only of the butt hole but of the nasal passages as well, depending upon whether the EMT or Paramedic is a green rookie or a seasoned veteran. The higher the pucker factor of the EMS providers on scene, the more urgent the need for rapid and immediate transport to a hospital. A partial amputation would have a pucker factor of a 5 or 6 whereas a complete amputation would have a pucker factor of a 7 or an 8.
EMT1: What was that call last night, I heard it go out but I was out of town?
EMT2: It was a victim of pretty serious fall at the construction site over on Third Street.
EMT1: Damn, how bad was it?
EMT2: The way he landed, he was all twisted up like a pretzel. It gave me a pucker factor of six right away.
EMT1: No shit, so what did you guys do?
EMT2: I called dispatch to get fly the bird right away.
EMT1: Wow, no shit. I wish I had been there.
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Republicans in jail getting ready to give head so they don't get beat up
Homey is ready for the tucker pucker or his ass will be kicked
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Spontaneous self lubrication of one's own asshole whenever a Russian accent is heard.
He gets a tucker Pucker whenever a Russian accent is heard.
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when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker
betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!
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involuntary response to seeing he surprise scary part of a scary movie
When Jason jumped out of that lake, it made my hiney pucker.
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