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When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are
Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding
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A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.
After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.
Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!
That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!
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The state of a slut's vagina; especially one that has been railed constantly so their chatch has lost all tightness, an its feeling and texture resemble that of pudding.
-"Yo dude how was she?"
-"Aweful bro, bitch had pudding vagina"
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A shit that is the consistency of pudding. Too thick to be diarrhea but not in solid turd form.
I just took a nasty pudding poo. I need to lay off the spicy food for a day or so.
An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea
'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'
Breasts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of boob.
"I wish Tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn't have to see her pudding scoops all day long."
"Dude that girl I nailed last night, had pudding scoops. When I took her bra off, her tits looked like two deflated water balloons".
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