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That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.
lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!
When one buys bulk candy at the nearest walmart, puts said candy in Fundraiser box and marks up the price for own profit. When the box sells out you simply replace the box to keep "Fundraiser" going 365 days a year and keep bills paid.
Hey bendejo the electric bill is a little high this month! It's okay papi I'll go to Walmart and set up a few Puerto Rican Fundraisers to get by.
The act of watching a dank meme while nutting in a ni🅱️🅱️as brain
Chris:Yo ima bout to do a “Puerto Rican Churro”
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???
A sexual position in which a Puerto Rican lays down with legs spread and her Puerto Rican partner bites her butthole while she fingers his nostrils until they bleed
Damn it! Pamela fingered me so hard I started my nasal period when we were doing a Puerto Rican archer
a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs.
J.Lo's got some fine puerto rican sausage
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The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.
I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.
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Is a boricua symbol consisting on a blue triangle with a lone star and three red stripes with two white stripes in between...
Look Tito Kayak is encarama'o with a Puerto Rican Flag in the top of the Statue of Liberty!!!!
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