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Quality Control

A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.

Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'

Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'

by Kshoop December 8, 2003

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hebrew quality

Another way of saying a cheap or crappily made product.

These $10 shoes fell apart after I wore them for two days. They're hebrew quality.

by John Frederick Cannon November 27, 2007

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Movie Star quality

Having Extreme good looks~Gorgeous or Handsome & the ability of memorizing Lots of your character's lines for the movie.

Trina definitely had Movie Star quality. She's a 1 of a kind!

by Starchylde June 8, 2016

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In cum any quality

The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.

Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.

by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020

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Quantity over Quality

Quantity of a work is more important than the quality of a work.

Student: I wrote an essay 1 sentence long. It has really deep and abstract meaning, and only philosophers can grasp the true meaning.

Teacher: lmao it's quantity over quality. Who taught you to write like that? smh. Jason got 100% on this essay assignment because he wrote 10 page long essay. I didn't bother reading it because it completely meant he spent really much of time on it. You are getting 5% on it.

by legit dictionary October 19, 2015

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high quality rip

A song that is a high quality and does not sound bad after being taken off of a video game or music device. Or it's just someone changing another song to sound like another song while keeping the rhythm of the first song, like Vinesauce's GRAND DAD meme. It's usually used as funny, but sarcastic remark.

Person 1: This song is a pretty high quality rip!
Person 2: But it's just a Super Mario Bros track made to sound like Thomas the Train.
Person 1: I know

by MusicalMatt May 9, 2016

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Flipper-Quality Work

(Adjective) - Refers to any type of shoddy, low-quality, quick & cheap "cover-up" work done by someone who "flips" houses for a living.

Cheap-ass "work" that is done to cover up defects in a house just long enough to fool the next buyer or home inspector. When finally discovered, correction of the problem usually involves more work than would have been necessary to do it right the first time.

Phrases typically utterred during the actual performance of this work include "Good enough for now!", "It'll work!" or "Fuck it, I'm not going to be living here!"

Examples: Covering up mildew infested, rotted bathroom walls with paneling; using duct tape to fix a leak in a pipe then covering it with pipe insulation; painting around/over a switch/outlet cover or light fixture.

Very closed related to nigger rigged

"Check out this flipper-quality work!" Steve said to his friends as he showed them the half-ass plastered-over cardboard and crumpled up newspaper patch in the drywall from where the bedroom door handle had punched through before.

by JLB2629 January 4, 2010

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