When the doctor comes after that foreskin.
Dude, my girlfriend got tired so f my foreskin so she gave me a cock raid.
A seagull raid is when someone unexpectedly does something to you. This can be comprised of someone stopping in and talking without warrant, crop dusting your room, sending you random unwanted pictures like a dick pic. This term is derived from the fact that during breeding season if you are near seagull nests...
A) they will shit all over everything like literally coated in shit that can't be easily removed by even the best car wash. Shits the size of grapefruits, scouts honor.
B) walking around outside near their nesting area could result in them circling like vultures and eventually dive bombing you. I haven't heard of anyone actually getting tagged by one, but there will be skid marks
I was minding my own business, when Rich seagull raided my office and farted.
A sandal, used to squash cockroaches.
Suzette: I need gatorade RIGHT NOW!
Johnjay: Ghetto Raid, a sandal? Where's the cockroach?
The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce
‘Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’
‘Nonce Raid later boys?’
when your heart has been broken or your in the worst mood possible
"dude i think she has a raided heart..."
"Dude she has a raided heart! She wanted to bish slap me today!
It's when you go to your friend's house and get hungry, so you decide to sneak into the fridge when nobody's watching to get some snacks. However, usually the said friend (or his mom, usually his mom) will notice you and then you're screwed.
Are you trying to fridge raid again?
Uhh... No?
An ancient method of raiding bases in rust, used by millions u til it was massacred by facepunch (L?)
I just lost all my fuckin loot to a dumbass code raiding bitch bro.