clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

mush-rail

Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.

Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."

Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."

hot rail

The act of heating up a glass tube, then snorting methamphetamine through it and exhaling smoke.

We were doing hot rails with Paul Baloff.

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rail that gash

The act of slamming a babe's G-spot as hard as humanly possible.

dude1: "Bro, did you see that fly honey over there?"
dude2: "Yeah dude, I'm getting ready to rail that gash. get pumped."
dude1: "Deal."

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Rail splitter

When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint

Man, last night, Carol came down on me and it ended up being a rail splitter

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light rail

A post modern, post oil train that is basically a cross between a big city subway (e.g. metro) and an old school trolly. When serviced by a competent organization, this type of train has the potential to beat the living shit out of global warming and peak oil.

In America, however, when mismanaged by your typical urban state government, a light rail system quickly becomes a broken down version of the world's smallest joke amongst the increasing proportion of working folk who can't afford $4/gallon gasoline.

The Baltimore light rail is a vital link of the area's public transit system, yet it just makes the city look more ghetto while it does very little to reduce traffic on interstates 83 and 97. Furthermore, it fails to convince the youth of Glen Burnie and Cockeysville that pimped out Civics and low riders are not the wave of our global ecological future.

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