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Ramping

In the Magic the Gathering community this word means "Cards that add mana to increase the speed of your development". This can include Creatures, Artifacts, and Tokens.

Iam "See how the left is ramping up in response to the Florida shit?"

Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"

Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"

Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."

Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."

Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022


Yoke Ramp

When you pull on a well so hard she starts coughing up fluid.

She wouldn't flow until I put her on a Yoke Ramp.

by HogNdog January 18, 2022


tongue ramp

When you position your tongue , to slant back toward your esphogus, To rid mouth of vomit , when “puked a little in my mouth” happens .

A coping skill often utilized to avoid sympathetic vomiting after witnessnessing a friend being sick .

Tongue is rolled to a 38-65 degree angle , tip elevated , to allow vomit to roll back toward lower pallet

“ when Eva threw up , I had to build a tongue ramp to roll my own puke back into my stomach “

by Anginichoele April 28, 2018


ramp dog

A ramp dog is a dog that is chained to the side of a cattle grid or cattle ramp to assist in stopping stock trying to cross. (Also see chain dog)

A ramp dog will generally become crazy and bark at everything!!

That dog dont belong in town. It barks to much, she’d be a bloody good ramp dog!!

by Ironjack308 March 2, 2019


Ramp dweller

Girls that go to each boat at the boat ramp and pray on males that own boats. They try to get a free ride onto the lake.

"Dude look at that ramp dweller, shes coming up the line after trying to get on the mako"

by Jonny 411 July 13, 2020