I Ran So Taro Way Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special burger that's served with taro

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Ran So Taro Way Burger, you should try it!"

A tear just ran down my leg

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”

“A tear just ran down my leg”

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”

my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

ran her red light

Had sex with a female while on her period

Sean : you F****d Stephanie on period?

Troy: yup.. I ran her red light 🤪

emily ran out of diet pepsi

A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.

The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.