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Fanny rash

Humorous rhyming slang for "cash", which makes talking about money infinitely funnier.

"Bro, I need to go withdraw some fanny rash."
"I don't have enough fanny rash for that."

by Jambo the Walkman February 18, 2020

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cash rash

A severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or ass cheeks, brought about by any amount of money β€˜burning a hole in your pocket.’ The only known cure is to spend every cent of your Welfare check, Social Security check or Paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. Purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release DVDs or CDs. Expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.

β€œOuch! I gotta buy some cigarettes, DVDs and lottery tickets, quick - before I get a cash rash! I had a lot of overtime this week!”

by Politic Ric May 27, 2010

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


zombie rash

a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.

Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!

by Vegas Craps Wee January 19, 2012

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


gash-rash

the rash that surrounds a skanky cunt-hole, caused by excessive queef discharge.

Brooke has an immense gash-rash.

by bread infection November 8, 2005

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Road Rash

A sexual disease recieved from being 'on the road'.

That girl at the concert last week gave me road rash

by shoe_on_hat September 28, 2009

48πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


fanny rash

A rash on fanny's.

Symptoms;;
Sore,
Red,
Patchy,
Itchy,
smelly,
yellow cheese like discharge,
Fishy odour,
Yeast
puss like sore's,

"Eep Ella, You have fanny rash"
"I know"
"Go to the gynocologyst!!"

by Wilomena June 17, 2006

37πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


reef rash

An injury to a surfer after they get dragged across a reef.

Nick had major reef rash on his arm after he hit that reef off the point.

by Andrea May 6, 2005

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž