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The philosophical principle that any and all extraordinary, outrageous, or otherwise controversial video content, featured on the social media app TikTok, should immediately be consider fake and fabricated for clout unless otherwise proven real beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Tim: Hey Bob, did you see this crazy Tiktok video? I can't believe something like that happened!
Bob: Well, that's because it probably didn't. Tiktok's Razor!!
Spin the razor is a game (usually played by teens), involving a razor and your pubic hair. Players take turns to spin the razor on a flat surface, and the two people that it is pointing at must shave off each others pubic hair. Usually ends in blood and tears.
You guys want to play Spin the razor on the weekend?
Hey, I heard Chad played spin the razor with his girlfriend last night. I swear he's lost his bulge!
A shaving implement developed by King C Gillette in the early 20th century. Safety razors have a cap, a safety bar, and a handle. These razors use disposable double-edge stainless steel blades.
Safety razors replaced straight razors as the dominant means for a man to shave his face for most of the 20th century until Gillette Co. developed disposable cartridge razors to replace safety razors.
Dude: what's with the razor burn?
Bro: my mach 3 tugs at my skin when I shave.
Dude: have you considered using a safety razor?
Bro: what's that?
Dude: the only way to shave.
Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.
Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
The phenomenon of when a podcaster or political commentator’s biggest critics have never even listened to them, and instead hate them based purely on what the media and Twitter says.
“Nobody has stronger opinions about Joe Rogan than people who have never listened to Joe Rogan.”
-Quote from Edward Snowden that demonstrates Rogan’s Razor
Never attibute an attention-seeking media personality's chaos to a subtle and complex plan when it can be attributed to narcissistic sociopathy.
The destruction of Twitter is Musk's razor writ large.
Sarcastic definition of someone who thinks they're hot shit but they really look like a tool
Joe: "Check out that scene kid with the new iPhone.."
Me: "Yeah, that kid is Razor Tuff"