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the most bad ass porn ever invented!!!
man rectal rooter is the best damn porn ever!
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Loudly passing gas in mid-sentence without pausing or acknowledging the event.
Wow. Ken just ripped of three in a row while explaining VPN procedures to Mike. That's the worst case of Rectal Tourettes that I've ever seen!
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shit leaving your ass with great force.
After a night of top ramen, whiskey,pbr and 16th st. coke I suffered a rectal sunami.when your on the toilet and it shoots out and coats the whole bowl to the rim. your clinching your cheeks tight while trying to get to the john and it blows right through. you think your just going to fart but it blast all over your pant, ass and legs.
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A sexual euphemism used by homosexuals in reference to anal sex.
A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.
Example: 1)
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>
Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>
Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>
Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>
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The act of inserting the male genitalia in between a significant other's rump cheeks, usually with much ferocity.
I could hardly sleep after the intense rectal romp I had with my well endowed man-friend.
A Black writing surface where text and pictures may be drawn on by Chalk. Also known as a 'chalkboard' or 'blackboard'.
The teacher in class today had to write up the 5 rules of the classroom on the rectal brick before we would behave.
An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.
Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.