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Rectum-fish

A suprisingly large gruesome parasite that situates itself on the overhanging skin of a persons arsehole. It lives off the juices slowly secreated through the bumhole, and its lifespan it approximatly 7.6 years! Being harmless itself, a rectum-fish can however, cause accute discomfort to its host, if it has been sitting down for long periods of time, as this restricts it's oxygen supply, making it squirm.

Man: I gotta go to the doctors' later today, I've gotta a bitch of a Rectum-fish sucking out my guts.

by Mr.Pete November 9, 2007

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Rectum Invasion

When something is inserted into the asshole of a living being against their own will.

I gave my chick a Rectum Invasion

by Andy July 19, 2004

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rectum ripper

A huge penis that tears the other persons ass causing them to bleed.

That guys penis was sooooo huge that that rectum ripper tore me in two. I couldn't walk right for a week!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

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Rectum Rodeo

Insult to a gay who like riding arse
colon cowboy

Rahali likes it Rectum Rodeo Style

by Online Mafia August 6, 2003

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rectum ruin

1. To extremely ruin ones asshole to the point of no saving.2. To fist ones ass so hard that their guts shoot out of their mouth creating a whirlwind of guts.3. To eat a spicy food then sit on the golden throne for hours screaming and crying for several hours

Dude did you hear about that rectum ruin I gave Katy last weekend.... Yeah dude she will be ruined forever

by The Ten Inch Turd January 28, 2018


rectum face

Method of capital punishment in some jurisdictions. Involves the mutant known as Rectum Face eating you alive from the rectum on his face. Usually accompanied by disturbing sounds.

Josh got capital punishment by Rectum Face for poking Jacob

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014


rectum grease

When anally penetrating another man with anal cancer and "cream-pie" him then pulling out with your penis covered in both you and him.

"The rectum grease dripped off my long wiener after I penetrated him."

by Plastic_boi November 15, 2017