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Keanu Reeves is one of the hottest men to ever exist. Sometime's I can never really tell how old he is.
Me: *scrolling through instagram*
Friend: WOAH! Keanu Reeves is 57?!
Me: No, he's 32
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Keanu Reeves is a godly person who had been in movies like; John Wick, the Matrix... blah blah! But who cares?! He is a breathtaking god. He should be our future president because he will help us raid Area 51! He is the best role model and his hair is great. He also loves puppies! I'm not going to explain more because you probably know a lot about him if you watch memes. :D
Dude: "Keanu Reeves you are BREATHTAKING!"
Keanu: "No, YOU ARE BREATHTAKING, You are ALL BREATHTAKING!"
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Is fucking stuck on one girl he dated and is a dick.But he can be funny-ish and gets in trouble a lot.
Hey did you see Jaxson reeves he’s a dick
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The best fucking indie band out there. If you don't believe me, go to www.reeveoliver.com
They've released 3 albums - the Reeveolution EP, the Baldachu EP, and their self-titled full length album. Their best songs include "Thriller", "I want Burns", "Inhale, Exhale", among others.
Reeve Oliver is the best fucking indie band out there. And don't try to tell me the Vines are indie you corporate dick sucker.
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Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.
By Shocklin and Gideon
Similar to horse fucking except you let her go and impaling her head into the wall.
Where you're doing a girl doggy style, and grabber her wrists when she is bent over. Using her wrists for leverage, instead of using her hair. When you thrust forward, you let her wrists go so she hits her head with her arms back looking like super man.
By Shocklin and Gideon
Christopher Reeves aka superman aka horse fucking
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Somehow, it's possible for a person to look like a child, and a child molester, at the same time. That's Tate Reeves, future Governor of Mississippi.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
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Somehow, it's possible for a person to look like a child, and a child molester, at the same time. That's Tate Reeves, future Governor of Mississippi.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
Tate Reeves is what happens when a kid gets bullied well into his adult life.
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