Rest in Paradise

A spin-off of "Rest in Power", used to refer to people who died young and usually under tragic circumstances but does not involve murder, e.g. drug overdose, suicide, accident.

Robin Williams was a brilliant and gifted comedian who lost his personal battles with his demons. May be rest in paradise and find peace in the afterlife.

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Rest-fairy

(Noun) an angel who has the ability to promote and encourage rest, peace and goodwill to those around her.

"Dude finals week had me feeling like a zombie untill Anastasia the rest-fairy graced me with her presence #passedOut"

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Rest in Peace

Phrase that used to be used at funerals when someone passed away, is now used on social media to milk attention and pity from “followers” or “friends”, posted as if it is supposed to be said to the dead person who won’t see it.

“Rest in Peace Grandpa John”
Your grandpa John is dead and won’t see this post.

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rest home

an adjective describing a friend who fails to attend or participate in an 'essential' social activity... such as eating drugs or showing up at the club.
causes may include, but are not limited to:
falling asleep, staying home with the boyfriend/girlfriend, deciding to sober up, doing work, or ,god forbid, watching TV.

"where's sarah? I thought she was gonna come out tonight"
"nope...she's being rest home again.

or

"it's time for more drugs! no is not an answer... don't be so fucking rest home!"

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parade rest

term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.

Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"

OR

Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"

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The Defence Rests

Playing to the audience here is key. When during sex, you pull out and make a 20-minute argument, and finish by cumming on her face.

I pulled a the defence rests last night. She did not appreciate my use of the wookie defence.

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chin rest

a place for the lady to rest her chin aka your nut sack

She was licking my chin rest all night

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