Rhode Island Syndrome

Rhode Island Syndrome: the act of meeting someone in a random place and knowing them from some other point in your life; this act must be repeated at leat twice a day to be considered RIS

Human: Dr. Thomas sent me over here to pick up my perscription.

Pharmiscist: Oh Joe? Yeah he just called. We were golfing earlier today.

Human: Really? How ironic.

Pharmiscist: Hey, did you go to URI?

Human: Yeah, I was a Ramett in class 1988, you look familliar...

Pharmiscist: I was class 1989! We must have Rhode Island syndrome.

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Rhode Island Roll

When you don't stop at a stop sign you just roll look both ways and if nobody is coming you go.

I did a Rhode Island roll and got ticketed:(

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Rhode Island Choker

Basically a backwards donkey punch. While the guy is getting head he grabs the chick's neck and, squeezing down as hard as he can, begins to throat-fuck her until she passes out. The guy will then usually finish off with a Cleveland steamer.

Damn, I pulled the Rhode Island Choker on Suzie last night-- it was fucking amazing!

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rhode island college

Rhode Island College (RIC) is the mainly girl college that is known for an exceptional education major. Absolutely great school for a guy because the girls wear jeans/short skirts, tank tops, and flip flops. URI guys are very jealous.

URI guy: Hey where do you go to school?
RIC guy: Rhode Island College
URI guy: Damn your lucky! I know like 80 fine ass chicks that go there

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Rhode Island Bowtie

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl as you start to take a shit all over her neck.

Totally gave her the good ol' Rhode Island Bowtie.

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erynn rhodes

COOL.FUN.CRAAAZY.MYBESTFRIEND HERE. greatest giver of head...HAHAHAHAHA

wow, did you see that great giver of head? AKA ERYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnn Erynn rhodes

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University of Rhode Island

The state university for Rhode Island which is well-known for intoxicated students. This often makes normal students angry for being percieved as alcoholics because of their not-so-smart peers. Aside from the illegal use of alcohol/drugs the school is cheap in tuition, with division I sports, a bad football team (where pre-gamers scream "Rhody Rhody Rhody in spite of their inability to speak without slurring), great basketball team, and everything in between

I go to the University of Rhode Island...
Oh yeah?
...........hey man that kid goes to URI...I think he drinks wayyy to much

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