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Rodrigo is a super cool person. If you don’t chill with a Rodrigo then you’re missing out big time. Think about all the good qualities someone can have and a Rodrigo has them all. Yeah too bad you’re name isn’t Rodrigo sucks for you. He also wrote all of this about himself because he’s a funny guy.
Rodrigo is #1
An average height (preferably Hispanic) (preferably goes by Rigo) mega simp, who lets girls cheat, belittle, and demean him. He’s really quiet, but once you become close friends to him, you see his true weirdness, and not the good kind of weird. Rigo’s generally prefer trashy wannabe egirl/goth thots with saggy titties, and 99% of the time, these “girlfriends” are met online, and every single goth he has dated in person, has cheated on him in some type of way, but because he likes the abuse and loves being submissive to “goth queens”. If you ever meet a Rodrigo that goes by Rigo, feel free to do whatever you please to him because no matter what, he’s your simp slave.
Damn is that Rodrigo? I heard his favorite offspring song is Self-esteem because he “Likes the Abuse”.
Rodrigo is the guy with the looks he is so frigging hot and his hair is perfect his smile is perfect and everything about him is perfect. He's shy at some times but once u get to know him he is so frigging funny. He is so charming and will do anything for u.
"Rodrigo is so cute" *hits table cuz he's so cute*
The most loyal and sexy human being . He treats you with the most respect ever and loves hard when he’s close to you. He’s very friendly, outgoing, and loves to just have fun. He’s also married to Shaeanna so no one tap in with him !!!!!!!!!
shae : bubas
Rodrigo : yes mamas
shae : YOUR NOT LEAVING ME BITCH
Friend: “what’s the male version of a cougar”
Me: “oh, that’s called a Rodrigo!”
someone that comes into your life unexpectedly, but once you let him in you will forever thank yourself for that decision. he's caring. he's thoughtful. he's the sweetest and most understanding guy you will ever meet. you may have found him annoying at first, but you'll grow to love and cherish this guy. and one day you'll look at yourself and wonder how one person could've impacted you in such a way. he has a beautiful way of thinking. he's good with kids. he can uplift your mood no matter how bad it can be. he's the one person you know you can always go to. and you can trust him with your life. I trust him with my life. and to top it off he has these beautiful brown eyes that can make your heart skip a beat just by looking into them. don't even get me started on his smile. this guy's smile will be the one thing that makes you fold if everything else I listed doesn't. don't lose him. whatever you do, don't lose him, please. he's one in a million
Person 1: "I want to turn my life around."
Person 2: "Have you met Rodrigo yet?"