Ron Maclean’d

Named after Hockey Night In Canada Sportscaster; Used to describe an act of disloyalty and deception by a sneaky person who is only interested in his/her own well being and interests.

I don’t understand why you didn’t listen when we told you that your sister in-law was going to Ron Maclean you.

Ouch, sorry to hear you got Ron Maclean’d

Ron Jeremy

One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)

He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.

Ron: Suck my dick!

Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.

Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*

Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*

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captain ron

The pimpiest pirate en el mundo.
Kurt Russels Best Movie

Captain Ron gives me something to live for.

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ron jeremy

a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess

"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"

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Ron Jeremy

A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!

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Ron Paul

Republican candidate that gon legalize medical marijuana

Boy 1: I'm finna vote for Ron paul
Boy 2: what for Jimmy
Boy 1: He gon get us that pot!
Boy 2: Ron gettin faded!!

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Ron the Tool

A freshman who thinks he is the coolest kid in the entire school, when actually everyone thinks he is a loser tool.

" Did ron the Tool just fart in that girls face and was the only one that laughed, WHAT a tool.

" Did ron the tool just say Bob Saget again, what a F***ing Tool".

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