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Ronan is very radical and relaxed, he/she are very intelligent and wise and can cheer you up. They are funny and very attractive like wowowowowowowow 😍 sheesh he/she is attractive. They are smart and probably will rule the world some day. They think about people’s feelings and are very thoughtful. They are funny and will find a way to make you laugh. He is overall very cool!!
“Wow i look at ronan go i wish i could be like him”
“That guy looks very attractive”
“I wish i could skateboard with Ronan he’s so good at it”
“Stop judging me, we cant all be Ronans”
A Ronan is typically an average height blondish brown haired guy with luscious curls. He typically wears a hat, making him look like some kind of majestic Sam Sulek. Ronans usually walk around in a manner that is incredibly aggressive and confident, completely unintentionally. Aside from his athletic walk the guy has the worst case of resting bitch face you'll ever see. Only makes him look three times as handesome though. His eyes look like he's seen the traumas of war half the time and he's pretty quiet and mysterious. Then again, the guy will shift from looking like a handesome vietnam veteran to a laughing manic. The guy is either loud and funny as fucking hell, or quiet and scary as fucking hell. Personally, I'd ride his undoubtedly massive cock any day. He's always wearing a longsleeve and a jacket with joggers, and he's always carrying at least two bags with him. The guy seems prepared for anything and is incredibly kind. This motherfucker is a scary sweet talker too because the guy isn't afraid of anything. Low key think he's a nymphomaniac. This motherfucker has been in more school fights than you can count and is super nice until you fix with him. The guy can speak norwedgian and plays drumset incredibly well. You'll forget how built the guy is until swim unit comes around or the motherfucker shows up in a tight shirt. He's got a fucking eight pack for gods sake. He pulls men and women alike.
Damon: "shit dude I wonder why he always seems so intilectual and distant. It's like he's got a plan for everything, and half the time just responds in cool one liners."
Venessa: "I'm wet."
Damon: "I came."
Venessa: "he's mine Damon."
Damon: "Nuh uh. Ronan is MY daddy."
Ronan is very adorable and cute he likes to dip his balls in soy sauce he once said “ it expands me balls mum” he is usually the shortest friend in the group and they bully him for him for his height but his friends do love him and care for him a lot. He has a best mate that is pretty tall and they are very close they are unstoppable! Ronan tends to get a little jealous of his best friends because he gets all the girls. And when they are together it’s all about his bestfriend and ronan can’t stand that so he likes to chew on him you may be thinking why does ronan Chew on his best friend well you see his bestfriend is very chewy and he’s African so is ronan but he is a white African his best friend is a real African anyway they love riding bikes together they like girls that start with the letter abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ronan has caramel latte eyes yum yum
“Who’s that?”
“That’s daddy ronan!”
weird (possibly bisexual) kid that is usually quiet and has a weird fixation on guns and hates the french.
pretty nice person if you actually get to know him.
Ronan is a fucking loser.
is Ronan a school shooter?
A handsome, loving, kind hearted guy. He can be a Jerk sometimes, but in the end loves you With his entire being. He would be willing to take a bullet for anyone, and has a espiring dream to help others. He would Never talk behind your back, and Back you up when you are wrongly accused. He may Deal with his own problems, but gets over them along with you.
Person A: "Dude, Ronan is so ugly."
Person B: "Bro shut your mouth, He's perfect"
"I love Ronan."
An adjective used to describe a short person with bad temper
“Damn Jarvis is rather ronan like not gonna lie