Random
Source Code
Random
When you are having sex and in the middle of busting a nut you shove your fist in her ass so that you can save yourself from having a child.
"Dude I had to pull a Rotten Potato yesterday"
6👍 3👎
a preppy girl with a fake orange tan, who would be pink on the inside like a grapefruit but is all gross, hence the name "rotten"
dude, lindsay is such a grapefruit. her vagina is totally gross.
7👍 4👎
The illest album eva frum tha one n only Lloyd Bank$. It includes "hands up" "cake" and "my house". Tops The Hunger For More by far.Game cant touch this shit!
Lloyd Banks
ROTTEN APPLE
9.19.06
GET IT!
67👍 73👎
When you tuck your penis close to your asshole and fart on it, then have a girl give you head.
I made her suck on my rotten meat last night.
9👍 5👎
The Rotten Apple is were you cut up a apple and leave it in a girls vagina for 3 weeks so it gets nice and rotten. Then you eat her out and eat the rotten apples out of her coochie. Hence the name "rotten apple"
Hey Bill!
What did you do last night Jim?
Oh I gave Sally "The Rotten Apple"
It Was Gross!
but she wanted me to.
9👍 6👎
While having sex you stick your own finger up your own ass then wipe it on the girls upper lip making a mustache.
He gave her a rotten Raul when he was done fucking her.
10👍 8👎
The Rotten Bagpipe is a variation of the well known "Dutch Oven". As apposed to wrapping the blanket over the ol ladies head, "The Rotten Bagpipe" uses more stealthy delivery system. On one of those bad days where you're having hot gas....load the sheets appropriately. Slowly lift your foot to create a tent in the sheets. While this is happening, make sure to create an exit to the tent and have it aiming right at the ol ladies nose.
Once in position, release the foot allowing the tent to collapse, shooting hot toxic ass gas right into your loved ones face.
Storyteller: So last night I'm laying in bed with the ol lady right....
Storyteller: I release under the covers, what some may refer to as "Evil"...
Storyteller: I dont even need to smell it.....I could just tell it's gunna be good....
Storyteller: I come to realize that the density is such that it is not making its way out of the sheets.....
Storyteller: To facilitate the situation....with my left foot....I slowly pull the blanket up in the center of the bed...thus pulling in fresh air from the outside....
Storyteller: creating a tent...if you will
Storyteller: right about this time....I make sure that there is a clear fold in the blanket for the escape route for the air....preferably aiming it at the ol lady...
Storyteller: by dropping the raised foot and having a well aimed channel at the ol ladys nose.....I executed the...."?????????"
Audience: lol
Storyteller: Behold......"The Rotten Bagpipe"
Audience: that's great.
Audience: I like it
Storyteller: Operation RBP.
Audience: lol
Audience: you knew it was a killer
Storyteller: the heat was a give away
Audience: came out hot?
Storyteller: AKA....a "hot popper".
9👍 8👎