Invading Russia

Verb: The act of doing something ambitious, yet ultimately futile.

Frank: "Dude, I really want to give Jamie a Cleveland steamer."
Roger: "Bobby's sister? You're invading Russia there."

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Ukraine and Russia

Ukraine and Russia are basically in war. May end in nukes I don't know .

* Ukraine and Russia literally arguing *

Putin: "I want to invade Ukraine"

Ukraine and other places "No"
*Putin does it anyways and starts war*

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Soviet Russia

A place. It used to be commie.

In Soviet Russia, Kenny kills you!

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FPS Russia

A KGB spy that is living in America, who posts videos on youtube that take place in his backyard showing all the guns he owns, he killed his neighbors and put blow up dolls in their houses so the cops would not be deceived

the KGB waits for no one

No Funny Business

FPS Russia

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Putinist Russia

The Russian Federation under Vladimir Putin the war criminal and dictator of Russia from 1999 to the present.

Putinist Russia is similar to Nazi Germany of the 21st Century.

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Mother Russia

A cocktail similar to a "White Russian" using breast milk instead of cream.

Mother Russia is a cocktail consisting of

* 1 oz. Vodka
* 0.5 oz. Coffee Liqueur
* 2 oz. Breast Milk
* 1 sprinkle(s) nutmeg

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soviet russia

A place where everything is the opposite of how it is in the USA

In America, you piss in toilet

In soviet russia, toilet piss in you!

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