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STD Sponge

Someone or Something who has a predisposition to gaining STDs.

Bro i saw Becky go into the boys locker room with Chet and his bros.
Dude shes a total STD Sponge.

by John_Stamos_xxx April 15, 2020


anti-STD

1. Condome

2. A person who gets checked for STD's in-between relationships.

Jeff G. is an anti-STD. He is celibate right now. After he is celibate for 3 months, he'll get tested.

Why wait 3 months?

It takes 3 months for most STD's to be detectable. If you just caught an STD yesterday, and get tested today, the test will say you are clean, even though you are not.

by Sarah Goven March 13, 2009


cyber STDs

Viruses you get sent from disgruntled ex cyber boyfriend or girlfriends. Usually happens after a breakup and they're pissed at you and wanna get back at you.

Sean sent Breanna the worst cyber STDs after she cheated on him. That STD was so bad she had to get a new computer...

by Angry Russian Man October 6, 2008


STD Paranoia

After having sex with someone for the first time, the inevitable thought that you may possibly have just received some strange STD, even if safe sex was practiced.

STD Paranoia can also lead to the misinterpretation of something harmless as symptoms of an STD.

John: "Remember that girl i told you I hooked up with about a week ago? I think she gave me an STD, I have this patch of red skin on my dick!"
Craig: "Sounds like a classic case of STD Paranoia bro, don't worry, it happens to everyone. Just put some moisturizer on that shit and you're golden."

by 132299 April 16, 2009

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walking std

Basically, a whore; usually, walking stds have fake tans, abercrombie clothing, and herpes.

To a walking std, "the clap" is more than a hand gesture.

by junglejenga April 14, 2004

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computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.

Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std

by pinkrhinestone January 30, 2014


STD Risk

As implied. The risk of catching an STD from a sexual encounter because the other person is a whore. Could also be used as a scale from one to ten or as a probability. One being the lowest, ten being he highest.

That girl is so dime, I would hit it but she's whore and I wouldn't take the std risk.

I would bang that skank but even double baggin it wouldn't be worth the STD risk.

Wow! Look at that girl dancing on the bar. What a Skankzilla. STD risk - 10 or STD risk - 100%.

by DBARBS March 11, 2009