say when

Short for, "tell me when to stop". The grammatically improper, but obedient reply is, when. Some people who use this phrase are so pedantic about receiving an obedient reply that they will not stop if the reply is other than, "when", because they think it's funny.

Say when.

OK... That's enough.

I said that's enough!

Will you stop already?!?

When you say "when".

When, already! You've ruined my drink!!!

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say no more

When in the course of a conversation one party communicates his or her total understanding of the particular topic or situation. This is often followed by some sort of action by that person that establishes an agreement and/or commitment to complete or follow through with a transaction in the very near future.

Yo, I got that piff that raw, holla at me

I already copped tonight, but ah mo hit you up tommorow

Aight, say no more, you already know

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says you

Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical

Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"

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Sai Lao

a name used to substitute someone's real name so they don't know you are talking about them. It comes from the vietnamese word for diarrhea (lao sai)

Person 1: Dude did you see what Sai Lao did the other day?
Person 2 (Sai Lao): Who's Sai Lao?
Person 3: Yeah man! What a Dumbass!
Person 2: Who?!?

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Saiman Says

A really cool dude who is a Youtuber and makes fucking awesome content and has a Audience that is not Toxic.

Guy 1 - Have you heard about Saiman Says?
Guy 2 - Hell yeah! That awesome dude who wears Pink Shades

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Joe says No

A mouse that lives in someones vagina (along with other STDs) that says "No" and closes the vagina if it doesnt want sex. Joe, the mouse usually wants sex because he has low self esteem.

If a man tries to have sex with a girl Joe may say no, but he probably wont.

Joe says no

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sources say

Typically used in news articles where no actual source is provided, allows reporting opinions and rumors as actual news.

CNN/MSNC/BUZZFEED/ABC/NYT/WP/GUARDIAN: Sources say President Trump gave Putin a handjob while handing over nuclear launch codes.

Idiot: HOLY FUCK BLOMF BTFO IMPEACHMENT IMMINENT

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