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when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night
"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"
The act of shoving a fish up a girl's ass and trying to scoop it out with your massive horse cock
Ayo I told Suzie to come over and play Salmon in a bucket.
when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)
Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging
The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
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The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.
Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
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When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.
You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.
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a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.
dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**
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