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When you have an intimate session with a girl on her period and her infected discharge also known as the term “Chunky Salsa” gets in the way
omg ryan my chunky salsa is leaking everywhere today..
Ryan: that sounds like a personal problem babe
Typically, girls are la salsa late in the evening when they are hungry.
Boy: Here's your peanut m&m's, sweetiestdarlinghoneybun
Girl: GIVE 'EM!
Boy: Jesus, I'm like 3 feet away...
When your significant other eats 3 or more servings of chips and salsa during the appetizer. What follows the rest of the night and into the early hours of the morning are known as salsa beso
Let me get another one of those salsa besos
when a person throws up in a furry suit
i created some furry salsa
When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.
Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!
Dried salsa on your t-shirt from the night before
I woke up hungover this morning and didn't realize I had to pick off my salsa scab until I arrived at work.
When you eat a girl out on her period
She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight