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Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit
Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*
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The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, smart, and a true friend with a fantastic personality. Sams have been through a lot in their life but it only makes them stronger and they get right back up. Sams are the funniest people you will ever meet. You can always trust them with anything and they're always there to talk. They may seem shy at first, but after getting to know them they're the loudest and craziest people around. Sams always cheer you up no matter what. Always respect her because you never know hat someone goes through. Sams are also the most random people on the planet but you gotta love them.
Bob: I was sad yesterday about the break-up...but I'm feeling all better now.
Joe: how did you feel better so fast?
Bob: I just talked to Sam :)
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A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.
Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.
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1. JEW 2. ANNOYING AS HELL 3. LIKES DOGS 4. SQUISHES PEOPLES LUNCH SANDWICHES FOR NO REASON 5. EVERY LOVES HIM
BOY 1: YOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SANDWICH
BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*
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Sam is one of the best driver's you have ever met. His driving skill rival's his skill in the sack... His eye's are blue & beautiful. He is the most honest guy you'll meet & he is always after a good time. He has great self discipline which makes him as reliable as a swiss made pacemaker. All the ladies think Sam's hot but the one's that know they can't have him usually hate him for that.
He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.
Sam
S - superior
A - at
M - most anything
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Sam is the name for the perfect boy. Does the sweetest things and cares so much about you. He is very attractive and said to be good in bed ;) the type of guy if you have a chance to date then take it. If you don't you'll regret it.
Girl: aw who's that being all cute with Alice?
Girl 2: that's Sam, he's the sweetest! Alice is so lucky.
Girl: I wish I had a Sam :(
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