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Sam is one of the cutest, sweetest, funniest, and caring guys ever. He is very understanding and doesn't take things too seriously, especially when something goes wrong. He is respectful and has good values. Sam is strong, athletic, and good at sports. When he talks to you, your heart will beat so fast. When he looks at you, all you'll want to do is gaze into his eyes and hug him for five minutes straight. Being around him makes you feel like you're on top of the world. When you're with Sam, time ticks away. Being with him for two hours feels like five minutes. Leaving Sam will make you feel incomplete and missing him every second. If you know a Sam, keep him around because he is so special. I'm telling you- he is different than any other guy you will ever meet.
Katie: "Hey, who's that cute guy hitting aces on the court?"
Brooke: "Oh, him. *sighs* That's Samuel (Sam). I've had the biggest crush on him forever."
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Samuel is a great guy who will win his way to your heart. Samuel is a great role model and usually plays cards all day long. Samuel will also give you great advice but isn't as good at texting back.
'Hey did you see that guy talking to Ariana'
'Yea his name is Samuel he's an angel'
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Long-dick
Wow that perosn is such a Samuel
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He’s a nice guy, but can be awkward at times. Whenever he gets nervous he laughs it off. He loves to play guitar, and is OBSESSED with Elvis Presley. For looks otherwise, most likely cute, and has an AMAZING SMILE. He’s so nice, he could TOTALLY be Canadian !! (Which he most likely is) Just in general Sam’s a great person
Me: Omg, you know that kid Samuel right?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?!!
Me: He’s really nice!!
Friend: Oh yeah, he’s a charmer!!
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Samuel is a really nice boy that everyone needs in their life. He is really funny, and when he is dedicated to do something, he won't stop unless until he does it. Samuel is a person that keeps his promises, and won't break them. He is silly, and knows how to make you smile. Samuel is definitely not a shy guy and loves to have a great time with anyone.He might strike you as a "naughty boy", but deep down he is really sweet, caring and has a true heart. They will listen to you, help you with your problems, and will always be there for you. Having a Samuel in your life is a great thing, and you will never regret it.
When I met Samuel, I knew I was in for a fun time
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Samuel is a dumb nigger who grabs everyones cock and pretends to be hetero
Samuel is gay as fuck
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WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HIMSELF OR HOW COOL HIS BIKE IS. WE GET IT. YOU HAVE A BIKE YOU SELF-CENTRED MIDGET FAG
Samuel: TOES with marmite
Everyone else: put him on a bloody register for an insane asylum
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