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A sinfully decadent sandwich created between Adam Lambert & Kris Allen and ah, hmm another person...oh, so good!
An American Idol version of the "vegemite sandwich" talked about in the Men At Work "Down Under" song.
I'd like a Kradamite Sandwich after seeing those two in that pic, video or performance.
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A term used in the US Army to denote extreme uselessness. It is directed toward something or someone that is the figurative equivalent of the literal hot sloppy pile of shit that a gob of soup between two pieces of sandwich bread would be.
So the implication here is that the object of discussion is 'Fucked up like a soup sandwich.'
Equivalent expressions in the civilian world are:
Tore up from the floor up.
Useless as tits on a boar..
and so forth.
Drill Sergeant: "Private you can't do anything right, you could break a goddamn crow-bar. Why I couldn't trust you to remove the lint from the back side of my ball sack with a piece of goddamn hundred MPH tape. You're about as worthless as a soup sandwich."
Drill Sergeant: "You are the lowliest goddamn example of hot garbage I have EVER seen. You look like a goddamn soup sandwich, that uniform looks like you pressed it under your mattress springs, and those dusty ass boots look like you shined them with a snicker bar and a goddamn green pad. That is goddamn un-sat, Private. Report to my office immediately following this formation to be skullfucked appropriately."
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Food based product. Most often consumed orally.
Pork chop sandwiches! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD, GET THE FUCK OUT!
My God, did that smell good.
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Two pieces of bread with a pussy in between them.
I like mine without the crust.
"If you're ever in Los Angeles be sure to look up Jennifer Love Hewitt. She can make a Pussy Sandwich that'll give those faggots in Chelsea a run for their money."
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The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.
But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.
"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."
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Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.
I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.
The act of having two fully bushed women scissor your face.
Last night I was planning on raising a barn, then I got Amish Sandwiched by two fur burgers.