A fictional character of which has an overdramatic backstory and must go fight someone cause of the backstory and once they have they just wander away from everyone else forever and don't stop being edgy.
There's no reason to go be dramatic you Sasuke.
That pretty kid who left the village like a pussy. He left to get wrecked by this tongue dude who loves snakes, and he married the most useless bitch in the show.
Sakura: "Have you seen Sasuke-kun yet?
Naruto: "No, but we're trying!"
Later...
Sasuke: "Orochimaru, would you like to be inside me?"
Orochimaru: (weird tongue sounds)
A sexual act in which one partner spits on the other partner's exposed butthole, then leaves the room.
"Aw, man... She gave me a Wet Sasuke!"
A huge jump based on no evidence
Pronounced- sauce- kism
I dont get how he won. Thats a huge sasukism.