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Some Liberian idiot who decided to bring the Ebola virus into Nigeria.
Damn, fuck that Patrick Sawyer nigga from Liberia. Thank goodness new dead
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Tom Sawyering occurs during coitus when the bed you're on moves around the room due to to momentum created by thrusting. Several components are needed: A bed frame that has wheels (college dorm beds = ideal), a partner who's willing to be pounded hard enough to get the momentum required, and some space around the bed so it can move about. The effect is sex that happens in the same bed, but the bed rafts all around the room.
"Man my room is a mess from Heather's sleep over last night"
"Oh yah what'd you guys do?"
"We fucked for like an hour and a half, and my bed was Tom Sawyering all over the place. Broke two lamps and nearly killed the dog"
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A filtered drink with origins in South Eastern Minnesota. One part Root Beer, one part Lemonade, and a shot of Citris Juice (fresh squeezed oranges). The official party flavor of twenty first century America.
Hey bartender can I get another hit of OJ in my Tom Sawyer, I need that vitamin C pick-me-up!
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A drink that mixes lemon-lime Hawaiian Punch and Vodka.
aka: delicious
Guy #1: "Dude, what is that?"
Guy #2: "It's a Tom Sawyer. You want some?"
Guy #1: "Hell yeah I do."
(tastes drink)
Guy #1: "Shit's strong man"
Guy #2: "Real strong"
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When you start giving yourself a handjob (white washin') and then trick a bitch into finishing the job...
The Tom Sawyer, is when you text a girl to come over and you start masturbating before she comes, you talk her into finsihing you off and cuming.
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An act whereby multiple men ejaculate on a woman simultaneously, as in bukkake or gang-bang porn. To "whitewash" someone with the help of friends.
"The Duke LaCrosse team was accused of "Tom Sawyering" a number of co-eds."
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(verb)-To cover with a perfuse amount of semen, Spunk, Jiz, Jism, Manfat,ejaculate, seminal fluid, semen, seeded player, seed, source, germ, come, cum, nut, jello shots, love paste, etc.
Last night I was with my girl talking in bed for three hours, listening to her problems. All I wanted to do was Tom Sawyer on her face.
MMmm I'd Tom Sawyer all over those tits.
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