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1. someone acting like the biggest idiot on earth.
2. making a fool of yourself in public.
3. a person constantly ragged on by his so-called friends.
4. a homo who really likes the taste of dick.
"Man did you see Angel after the concert, he was acting like a total schlong bonger."
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A terrorists penis.
Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*
A musician who is an absolute dick to fans on social media.
I tried to have a reasonable discussion with that musician, and he pulled a total Napoleon Schlong on me and got rude.
Where a man has a 10 foot long schlong
Girl: "Oh yeah i love your FAT COCK!!!"
Man: "Its called... a Manly Schlong"
The act a group of males preform in which each man puts on a glow in the dark condem, turns of the lights, and has a "light saber" fight.
We are having Schlong wars at jims house on Saturday, but Mike always where's the purple.
usually a massive penis which is from a person with orange hair, pale skin and freckles
an urban legend is when insulted it grows in size
ooooooooooooooo that ginger schlong nailed me so hard
a hoe or prostitute
"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."
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