When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN
Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.
Me: This cookie is too soft :O
Person: Have a scone
Me: Whats a scone
Person: A hard cookie
dead posh fuckers who go to grammar school pronounce it like this instead of scon
oh ya! jolly good old sport, how was the cricket? pass me a scone why don’t you? top hat dear fellow! ya!
When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.
Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!
A person with a large belly laying down, especially to masturbate.
I’m so full of cake but I’m horny, I’m goin’ prone scone.
When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face
Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!
Something cool or likeable, usually used as an adjective.
"Hey, wanna hang out in the parking lot later?"
"Hell yeah man, that place is sconed!"