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The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.
Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!
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Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.
Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.
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Scramble and Vaus may be used as substitute words in possibly ANY saying.
Vaus representing the noun. (Vaus in plural form is no different from it's singular form.)
And scramble representing the verb or adjective.
Background: Arkanoid 1988
"That's not the way the cookie crumbles"=
"That's not the way the vaus scrambles"
"Don't count your chickens before they've hatched"=
"Don't count your vaus before they've scrambled"
"My... Your daughter surely looks beautiful today"
"My... Your vaus surely looks scrambled today"
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its when your doing something illegal and the cops come and you run away you have to yell it though
oh shit 5-0 scramble!!!
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(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
Putting your penis in a golf ball cleaner while three friends watch.
After hitting the gay club, we all went to the golf course for a four man scramble.
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A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.
Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?
Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
Jeanna: OK!
Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
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