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Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.

Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)

by Noxturnal February 22, 2022


selectively gay

when you only suck dick sometimes

Gus is selectively gay, he only takes it up the ass when he wants to

by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018


Alliance Selection

Selection of teams for a tournament, originally spawned from the FIRST robotics competition, but can be used for any sport.

"The NCAA college basketball alliance selection is tomorrow!"
"Sweet! I can't wait to watch that!"

by SHG10 March 14, 2010


chicken select

a person you are deeply in love with. if someone calls you their chicken select keep them forever.

Your my chicken select

by iminlovewithpostmalone April 27, 2020


Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work

My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.

by RainStick June 9, 2019


selective debt

When a person says they dont have enough money to pay bills, but go out and spend tons of money on luxury items

Tim: You're $5,000 in the hole on bills

Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!

Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...

by weorujahg January 22, 2010


Selectively nice

Someone who selects who their nice to
Sometimesw based on status
Or what they can get from person

Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her

by Kennysva April 14, 2018