A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.
Bob: "She's pretty sexy"
John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"
When a slut is giving you head, put your thumbs on the corner of her eyes and move the skin to make the girl look Asian
I made that slut a shanghai pacifier last night.
when you need to take a shit and you’re too embarrassed to say “i need to shit”
Derived from the intro of Nicki Minaj’s song ‘Shanghai’ which sounds like diarrhea
(Verb)
To put by force or threat of force into or as if into a place of detention.
(Adjective)
Used to describe when the solutions are worse than the problem itself.
“The two groups were shanghaied into signing
the agreement, despite their objections.”
“Environmentalists fear that this is a shanghai
approach to the problem of global warming.”
The Shanghai is a rare object who is available to protect you against the bullshit of Reddit, TikTok or other repulsive content. Now days, Oompaville is the owner of it. He needs that protection.
The Shanghai is the new aluminium-paper-hat
When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.
That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!
Can I listen to my music? This floor is shanghaied with scuffs.