The sexy teen alive, more sexy then Adam (when dressed)
Shane also can be called huge friend, because he has a huge friend, and his friend likes to come see adam alot.
Body builder body, jessica simpson. Shane is a sex god, but only worthy of adam and i guess pavel, sorry ladies he's mine.
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The most down to earth and helpful person you'll meet in your life. If he considers you a good friend he can make your problems his. His good nature is misused sometimes. And yeah chicks go mad when they see him, all credits go to his hair style. Man, he's a lovely person who you can trust.
Girl 1: Shane I'm really sorry i know you have an exam tomorrow but i need your help
Shane: Tell me na....
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Name: Shane
Date of Birth: 10,000 b.c.
Height: 4ft 5 in
Weight: 287 lbs
Relationship Status: Complicated (homosexual)
Race: White (thinks heβs Indonesian)
Social Status: Peasant
Salary: $12 every two years
Abilities: Can fit a whole bag of jelly beans up his asshole. Can also masturbate (but not by himself).
Wow, Shane has some big calves!
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An amazing guy.
Crystal Blue eyes, midnight blue hair, great personality.
He rides a motorbike and loves science mainly physics.
He is a geek/nerd but an amazing one.
He has a temper and will say things he doesn't mean and I think he is in love with me.
But if his eyes aren't his amazing charm then it's his Irish accent though isn't Irish.
He hates bacon due to the salty taste. But he is over all an amazing bloke and I'm in love with him.
I should also mention that he has amazing tattoos.
I'm in love with Shane's personality, charm and his Crystal Blue eyes!
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He is my geek, Shane loves physics and when ever he says "quantum mechanics." It turns me on.
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a person that is overly obsessive for achievements and has to have more gamerscore than everyone he knows
That kid with 100,000 gamerscore is a shane
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Shane is a person who thinks the world of himself and always compares himself to others. He is obsessed with his "large" penis and constantly compares it to his friends. Shane is cheap because he spends all of his money on pot. Shane also believes pot is the cure to the worlds problems and will eventually bring world peace. He is always right even when he is wrong and has many characteristics of a sociopath, including a lack of conscience. His political views are one sided. Shane has an extended vocabulary, but doesn't apply the terms correctly. Hoes before bros is his motto. Last, but not least, he is extremely "fit" and and more "intelligent" than anyone around him.
I can't believe how much of a "Shane" that guy is.
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To draw a dick on the face of someone or somones picture.
Whenever isee a picture of that D-Bag I can't help but Shane It
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