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the worthless shield is an invisible force that provides protection for people who are the lagrest drain on society in the world. ever notice how the really worthless people get shot 14 times or are involved in horrible accidents yet survive?
the only ways to disable the worthless shield are for the procted person to find religion, get a GED, or get a good job. this is evidenced by the interviews on the news of family members after a loved one has been killed. they always say "lil boosie just got baptised and got his life right" or "dehdeh just got his GED and was gonna straighten himself up" or "taequan just got a job with the city and started paying his child support."
guy 1: did you hear about the guy who got shot in the hood yesterday?
guy 2: no, did he die?
1: yeah he was dead before the ambulance got there.
2: did he just get his GED?
1: thats what the family said. how did you know?
2: he fucked around and lost his worthless shield.
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A sexual act which involves one wrapping their face in saran wrap and then having his/her sexual partner deficate on to the surface of the saran wrap. The heat from the feces will warm the face. WARNING: Death from suffocation may result...but if you're sick enough to be doing this, the world is probably better off without you.
"I enjoy the warming sensation of the heat shield all over my face."
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Since brooke shields was possibly the whitest thing in the 80's, sometimes crack is referred to as "brooke shields" or in extreme cases- "white girl"
"snortin pounds of brooke shields"
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A guy friend that a girl will use to protect her from being hit on. It is preferable though not necessary for this guy to be gay. If a girl is not interested in a guy who approaches her she will suggest her cock shield friend is her boyfriend. If an interesting guy makes an advance on her she will assure him that the cock shield is merely a friend. An effective decoy tactic deployed by women in order to prevent the awkward advances of undesirable men.
"Dude what are you doing tonight? Wanna come chill with me?"
"Nah, sorry man I promised Kim I'd be her Cock Shield tonight"
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An unknown quantity, mysteriously approximated but never quantified.
Don't forget to account for the Shields factor when you drink that 8th beer.
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The triangular lump of fat that sits right above the pussy, guarding it.
I tried to eat your mom out, but her pussy shield was an effective defense.
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When a woman cockblocks someone.
Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.
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