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Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.
With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.
v. to leave an akward event or situation.
Shit was about to get real, so they shimmy farted before the cops came.
A dance move that has you flopping around your sweaty balls. Works better if you and another guy try and make your balls touch while flopping them around.
Joe: Hey Michael!! Let’s do the Sweaty Ballsack Shimmy!!
Michael: Yeah Joe!! I bet my balls will flop more than yours!!
SHIMMY-DINING on its own is a form of making out that involves feeling each other's brains through each other's hair while grinding against each other.
It becomes Shimmy-Dining "Through the Wormhole" when the act of smoochin' and scootin' leads to full penetration.
It was a well known fact that when drank and got down to shimmy-dining, she couldn't stop herself from going through the wormhole.
A synonym for “pushing rope.”
“I told her I was ready to go, but I ended up doing the meatloaf shimmy for twenty minutes.”
Shimmy sham means to have delectable dreams.
Him: "I'm going to to bed now, I'll see you tomorrow."
Her: okay, sweet shimmy shams meet."
Him: "sweet shimmy shams to you too :)"
The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.
Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.