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A 'Ray Shingles' is known as a 'coward farmer'
'Ray' refers to a typical Australian male (the John Doe of the outback)
'Shingles' in conjunction with 'coward farmer' relates to the fact that the farmer is so dumb that they mistake 'bracken' for 'timber' or 'rub shit on themselves' and as a result they get a skin rash resembling the shingles virus which is their cause for 'ugliness'
'Ray Shingles' are common all over Australia however they're predominately seen in Victoria.
Hey Seacombe, do you see that naked man over there defecating on himself? what a fucking dumb Ray Shingles, he must be one ugly farmer.
This action occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse. One person will have hemorrhoids will have their ass cheeks smacked until one bursts.
Tom was crazy last night. I shouldn’t have allowed his shingle busting
When you catch whatever skin disease, rash or lesions from random people your too closely rubbing up on, laying with or dancing too close to for an extended amount of time.
Remeber those two randoms last weekend? Those two were laying in that bed at the festival for a long time, now they got mingle shingles now!
When you slap a girls butt extra hard.
*SLAP*
Guy: Hey girl you've been shingled with my shangler. Now call me your Shanglosaurus Rex.
When you give your friends a sizable amount of money to put a new roof on their house as an act of generosity and kindness because you felt sorry for them only to find out later that they blocked you on social media for no good reason whatsoever.
I gave my gave my once good friends a lot of dough for a roof and the thanks I received was they shingled me in return, blocking me on social media and ignoring me from that point on.
When you are getting a blow job and right when you are about to finish you smack her on the head like you are nailing in the last shingle
Stacey is so good at BJ’s that I thumped her on the head, like I was nailing the shingle on a roof , just so she knew how awesome she was at it.